I went to Popeyes, ordered tenders and received what you have there. They had the texture of a shingle. Never went back.
Ocean_Bear
Does it hot bonez in it?
robogem
Mmm fried umbilical cord
DiMatteoArt
That’s a turkey dick
sharpasahammer
Deep fried rat tail
That70s_Scrubs
Is that the tendon itself lol
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi
Looks like they gave you a piece of Popeye himself
littlenoodledragon
Deep fried face hugger
Just_Geoff_Chaucer
the way chicken strip meat arrives and are breaded often means that some chunks of skin and other trimmings get breaded along with strips and get fried. that’s all this is. source: worked at KFC for two years in my late teens.
Exact_Comparison_792
Why the hell did you blur the brand? I don’t know which to be more concerned about now. I’m not sure if I should be more concerned with the fact that you’ve been conditioned to be complacent with censorship or the shitty food on your dashboard.
oneuglygeek
No need to sensor, we all know that ain’t Church’s, honey!
bustercaseysghost

Spudperson
Deep fried rat tail
cattycannabliss
this has me in tears omfg 😭
turtlevinyl
You ordered chicken tendons, not tenders. Read the fine print
RelaxRelapse
I mean strips don’t come off a chicken naturally. Some strips are going to be smaller than others. Am I gonna be mad if Popeyes didn’t throw another one in there to make up for the lack of meat in that tender? Yes. Am I gonna think it’s anything other than a small chicken tender? No.
OsamaBinnDabbin
Popeyes has shit fried chicken. For the life of me I will never understand how they are still open. Every single time I’ve gotten chicken from one of them it’s a paper thin chicken finger that’s dry and tough as cardboard. Some of their sides are passable.
SirAmicks
I said chicken tender not chicken tendon god damn it
No_Yogurtcloset_7219
fried tail
DontFearTheClowns
Fried Prince Rupert’s drop
JokerPhantom_thief1
Hell yeah fried rat tail
godkillgod
That has to be crispy af 😋
CSCRUGGS30
Poor seahorse.
PortobelloSwiss
Looks like a deep fried tampon
CorianderIsBad
Ah. You found my extra large semen. I was wondering where that got to.
curlyquinn02
I’d love a box full of only crunchies
thatjeffdude79
I mean their batter is super yummy. I’d “ear-of-corn” it.
Sad_Sail4326
“Chicken tendons”
FriendlyPainter10
And they be like “yeah that is one tender”
Bubi741777
Looks like a seahorse with a long tail.
Ok_Distance_far
Why even buy that shit?
lasausagerolla
Someone’s tapeworm had a hell of an ending to its life….
Both_Cat_6977
Food is so trash, Ive been twice, there’s a gas station spot in Michigan that slaps 100× harder than popeyes ever hoped.
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r/eatityoucoward
Crispy blue whale sperm.
The pixelated Popeyes made me laugh
I went to Popeyes, ordered tenders and received what you have there. They had the texture of a shingle. Never went back.
Does it hot bonez in it?
Mmm fried umbilical cord
That’s a turkey dick
Deep fried rat tail
Is that the tendon itself lol
Looks like they gave you a piece of Popeye himself
Deep fried face hugger
the way chicken strip meat arrives and are breaded often means that some chunks of skin and other trimmings get breaded along with strips and get fried. that’s all this is. source: worked at KFC for two years in my late teens.
Why the hell did you blur the brand? I don’t know which to be more concerned about now. I’m not sure if I should be more concerned with the fact that you’ve been conditioned to be complacent with censorship or the shitty food on your dashboard.
No need to sensor, we all know that ain’t Church’s, honey!

Deep fried rat tail
this has me in tears omfg 😭
You ordered chicken tendons, not tenders. Read the fine print
I mean strips don’t come off a chicken naturally. Some strips are going to be smaller than others. Am I gonna be mad if Popeyes didn’t throw another one in there to make up for the lack of meat in that tender? Yes. Am I gonna think it’s anything other than a small chicken tender? No.
Popeyes has shit fried chicken. For the life of me I will never understand how they are still open. Every single time I’ve gotten chicken from one of them it’s a paper thin chicken finger that’s dry and tough as cardboard. Some of their sides are passable.
I said chicken tender not chicken tendon god damn it
fried tail
Fried Prince Rupert’s drop
Hell yeah fried rat tail
That has to be crispy af 😋
Poor seahorse.
Looks like a deep fried tampon
Ah. You found my extra large semen. I was wondering where that got to.
I’d love a box full of only crunchies
I mean their batter is super yummy. I’d “ear-of-corn” it.
“Chicken tendons”
And they be like “yeah that is one tender”
Looks like a seahorse with a long tail.
Why even buy that shit?
Someone’s tapeworm had a hell of an ending to its life….
Food is so trash, Ive been twice, there’s a gas station spot in Michigan that slaps 100× harder than popeyes ever hoped.