This crawled out of my tenders… [OC]

by PotentPersistence

36 Comments

  1. johnniechimpo

    I went to Popeyes, ordered tenders and received what you have there. They had the texture of a shingle. Never went back.

  2. Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

    Looks like they gave you a piece of Popeye himself

  3. Just_Geoff_Chaucer

    the way chicken strip meat arrives and are breaded often means that some chunks of skin and other trimmings get breaded along with strips and get fried. that’s all this is. source: worked at KFC for two years in my late teens.

  4. Exact_Comparison_792

    Why the hell did you blur the brand? I don’t know which to be more concerned about now. I’m not sure if I should be more concerned with the fact that you’ve been conditioned to be complacent with censorship or the shitty food on your dashboard.

  5. oneuglygeek

    No need to sensor, we all know that ain’t Church’s, honey!

  6. turtlevinyl

    You ordered chicken tendons, not tenders. Read the fine print

  7. RelaxRelapse

    I mean strips don’t come off a chicken naturally. Some strips are going to be smaller than others. Am I gonna be mad if Popeyes didn’t throw another one in there to make up for the lack of meat in that tender? Yes. Am I gonna think it’s anything other than a small chicken tender? No.

  8. OsamaBinnDabbin

    Popeyes has shit fried chicken. For the life of me I will never understand how they are still open. Every single time I’ve gotten chicken from one of them it’s a paper thin chicken finger that’s dry and tough as cardboard. Some of their sides are passable.

  9. SirAmicks

    I said chicken tender not chicken tendon god damn it

  10. CorianderIsBad

    Ah. You found my extra large semen. I was wondering where that got to.

  11. curlyquinn02

    I’d love a box full of only crunchies

  12. thatjeffdude79

    I mean their batter is super yummy. I’d “ear-of-corn” it.

  13. FriendlyPainter10

    And they be like “yeah that is one tender”

  14. Bubi741777

    Looks like a seahorse with a long tail.

  15. lasausagerolla

    Someone’s tapeworm had a hell of an ending to its life….

  16. Both_Cat_6977

    Food is so trash, Ive been twice, there’s a gas station spot in Michigan that slaps 100× harder than popeyes ever hoped.